Hee.

Some of you know about the chip wall here at work, where various sorts of HR-provided goodies (kudos bars, snack bags of cheetos, doritos, potato chips, cookies, etc.) are attached by clothespins to coated wire shelving bolted to the wall vertically. They'll fill it, a couple of days later it will be empty, and it will stay empty for a month or so. It's been empty for a few weeks now.

Except for the ziploc bag holding a single matzoh that someone clipped to the middle.

And for the record, no, it wasn't me.