I am having one of *those* mornings.

Forgot my cell phone. Forgot I forgot my cell phone until I was on the ramp and thus couldn't turn around to go back and get it. Was late, but since I forgot my cell phone I couldn't call in and tell anybody I was running late. Left an egg on the stove. The burner's off, but the egg is still sitting in the pot of water. Plus there's the whole not-awake thing going.

OTOH, I did go find my mega-mittens in the closet, so my fingers were not frozen when I arrived at work this morning.

Musings. Completely random statements. Pancakes.

Random food allergy info:

Children are more likely to be allergic to foods high in protein--milk, wheat, eggs, soy, peanuts, and tree nuts. 85% of childern outgrow food allergies to milk, wheat, eggs, and soy between the ages of 3 and 5. Children rarely grow out of an allergy to peanuts or fish.

Adults are more likely to have allergies to shellfish, peanuts, tree nuts, or fish. Adult allergies are more likely with a family history of asthma.

Sulfites, which are present as a food additive, often cause difficulty breathing in people who have asthma. Sulfites are present in wines, dried fruits, and some soda pop, among other foods.

Is there any sense in complaining about the content of someone's website to the hosting company? Like they can do anything about the relative sense or lack thereof. Come on. Be intelligent. Or pretend you are.

Danglies and sparklies and jinglies, oh my!

Some of us just think he's a git.

Why do none of the women's magazines address the fashion no-no of having your nipples pointing in completely random directions?

Those weird IHOP ones with the Cream o'Wheat in them. Drenched with syrup. And butter.

*sigh*

Some people need their drama surgically removed.

Look, morons! Fresh from the factory!