When I am Empress...

[pixel39]

people who pinstripe or low-ride or otherwise trick out mini-vans (or any other vehicle, for that matter) in an attempt to make them look "cool" will be publicly flogged and required to drive bright orange Ladas.

So there.

Comments

[verymelm.livejournal.com]

What's a Lada? It might be kind of fun to have a bright orange car..

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

Russian car. They'll start in sub-zero temps, but they're cheap and they're ugly, and IIRC they're not very fast either.