When I am Empress...

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people who pinstripe or low-ride or otherwise trick out mini-vans (or any other vehicle, for that matter) in an attempt to make them look "cool" will be publicly flogged and required to drive bright orange Ladas.

So there.

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I love you, my Empress. I am not worthy to kiss the hem of your gown. (I so agree--and I also hate it when they take full-size pickups and cut them down so they have about .5 inches of clearance, which is so totally not the point of owning a pickup.)